friendshit

Like a frenemy, or a foul-weather friend a friendshit only calls when they have a problem, you won't hear anything from them when their life is good by their own definition.
Generally a friendshit is shit at being a friend

Helen is such a friendshit, she only calls me when she is single and or unemployed

by Claire G April 14, 2008

friendslip

n. Having the quality of a cooperative and supportive friendship until one member divulges greater feelings, which then ruins the whole thing.

"We were hanging out and having a great time until the friendslip. Now we don't hang out much anymore."

by Kris & Kathleen June 14, 2008

friendsitive

An overwhelming feeling of sensitivity triggered a close friend. If an acquaintance did the same thing to you, it really wouldn't bother you as much. But since it's a close friend, you cannot help but feel friendsitive.

Jane: "C',mon Sandra don't be so sensitive... it's not a big deal..."
Sandra: "are you kidding, we're best friends, and that's not cool - I'm feeling really friendsitive.

by Spoonerism_Man August 4, 2014

friensulo

a good friend

"Are we friends?"
No, we're friensulos! ♥

by BennyBadBoy September 4, 2021

Friendshit

when you're talking to your long-distance SO or friend while sitting on the toilet, and they're also talking to you from the toilet.

person1: can you send me that picture of your cat again? I didn't save it last time.

person2: yeah hold on I'm taking a shit, and the pic is on my computer
person1: oh damn really? I'm taking a shit too!
person2: I wonder if this is our first friendshit *thinking emoji*

by scptrash963 August 19, 2019

friendsumer

One who treats friends and the relationships that define them as expendable commodities to be consumed when convenient, depleted, used-up and eventually tossed-away without concern for the norms of social behavior and interaction.

What? Janice convinced you to loan her your car so she could go to her NA meetings? She did the same thing to me last summer, but in that case it was for her domestic counseling sessions, and she actually side-swiped an ice cream truck on the last day and returned my car to me damaged - I haven't heard from her since. Watch-out, girlfriend! She is such a friendsumer!

by joepa01 July 9, 2010

friendshit

a friendship That is non end-user compatible or friendly.

see companionshit, relationshit

our friendship went south. now it is just a real 'friendshit'

by EnterNot August 19, 2008