A deep hug lasting more than the standard, from a woman in need of comfort, while you attempt not to press your erection against her friendzoned body.
"She was all sad and shit, and just wanted me to sit and friendship cuddle. And I'm sitting there with a giant hard on."
by THE DAVAD April 21, 2016
Get the friendship cuddle mug.A friendship embargo is an immediate ceasing of all exchange of friendly gestures, activities, and pleasantries with your near and dear friends. This is typically declared when your friends irritate you, annoy you, offend you or otherwise cause your mood to damper beyond the normal repair.
Francisco: "I declare friendship embargo!!!!"
Teddly: "Well, looks like Francisco declared friendship embargo on us. It's ok, it will end when he realizes he has no other friends."
Teddly: "Well, looks like Francisco declared friendship embargo on us. It's ok, it will end when he realizes he has no other friends."
by Teddly Trollsevelt December 8, 2020
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Usually used as slang in Brazil, a colorful friend is a person who you can have an open sexual relationship with without a commitment. Brazillian name for "friends with benefits".
by Fulvia May 27, 2009
Get the Colorful Friendship mug.1. Deriving pleasure from the pain of a friendship that you wish was something more.
2. Protecting a friendship by not making a move despite having feelings for the other party involved.
3. Attempting to remain friends with a person that broke up with you, knowing full well it will destroy you.
2. Protecting a friendship by not making a move despite having feelings for the other party involved.
3. Attempting to remain friends with a person that broke up with you, knowing full well it will destroy you.
The guy knew that continuing to talk too, and hang out with, her would mean he's in a masochistic friendship at best.
He has so many girls as friends that one or two are bound to be masochistic friendships.
He has so many girls as friends that one or two are bound to be masochistic friendships.
by -DJP- September 27, 2011
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Litterally means:
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!
One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!
One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.
A:I feel terribly bad I didn't call you on the last week mate!
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.
by LOL.renzo April 29, 2015
Get the kleenex friendship mug.The friendship reciprocity ratio, or F.R. Ratio, is the ratio representing the unwritten friendship law that the sum of x-friend's purchases for y-friend should be equal to, or as close to equal to, y-friend's purchases for x-friend. The closer to "0" this ratio is, the more substantial the friendship. Any friend who is significantly negative in this ratio is a shitty friend.
Dave- Dude, Greg "forgot" his wallet again. Had to pay for his lunch again. Not to mention I bought him an Audi for his birthday last month and all I got was a misspelled "Hapie Berthday" on Facebook today.
Nate- Greg is a shitty friend. What's your guys' friendship reciprocity ratio at now?
Dave- I think he's got our F.R. Ratio down to -$3,000,000 now.
Nate- Wow dude, what a piece of shit.
Nate- Greg is a shitty friend. What's your guys' friendship reciprocity ratio at now?
Dave- I think he's got our F.R. Ratio down to -$3,000,000 now.
Nate- Wow dude, what a piece of shit.
by MasturNater July 1, 2014
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