friendhole

A friend, who is sometimes a friend, but usually an asshole.

I helped a bunch of my freaking friendholes plan a party and then they didn't invite me.

by Matt Coon August 2, 2007

Friendalanche

the situation arising from a desire to invite one friend to an event which results in a social obligation to invite a large number of additional friends to said event

Inviting Smiley Sue means you have to invite Laughing Lisa, which then leads to inviting Debbie Downer. And if you invite Debbie Downer, you need to invite Smelly Steve. And so on and so on....

Example: "I would love to invite you to my party, Smiley Sue, but doing so would inevitably lead to a friendalanche."

by MilPhilDil July 1, 2011

friendolleague

a cross between a friend and a colleague.

Tanya is my friendolleague.

by dormilona85 July 12, 2010

friendbreak

The temporary suspension of a friendship due to an argument or a fight. It is often starts when one person declares that a friendbreak has begun between the two people involved.

"Diana and I are on a friendbreak, so we haven't spoken to each other recently."

by Maxim13 April 6, 2010

friendlet

a synonym for friend. normally used when greeting a friend or group of friends you are close to

(when approaching a large group of people): Hey friendlets!

by Leopolda June 18, 2009

friendless friend

When nobody likes you but there is one person who takes pity on you and calls you their friend so you don't fade away into nothing.

Bob is my friendless friend because he is a loser and no one likes him

by Doperunner124 March 10, 2017

Friendless

You

You're Friendless because you have no friends.

by Nakiado January 16, 2016