by HL10 July 25, 2015
Get the Fried Eggmug. An old lady's breasts that sag to the point where they look like someone stapled fried eggs to her chest.
by Mister Squishy November 10, 2007
Get the fried eggsmug. When you take a very distinctly hot frying pan and you spank your soul mate with it and then you ejaculate on where you spanked her to cool it down.
by beaner 666 December 4, 2010
Get the FRIED EGGmug. Person1: I thought you got her pregnant.
Person2: Yeah, I did but I made some fried eggs this morning.
Person2: Yeah, I did but I made some fried eggs this morning.
by Naes Ttukcup September 21, 2005
Get the fried eggsmug. Chris: "how was francesca last night ayy"
Stewy: "nah man as soon as she took her top off i ran... she had fried eggs"
Stewy: "nah man as soon as she took her top off i ran... she had fried eggs"
by Chri$$un October 8, 2008
Get the fried eggsmug. When a woman's vagina is filled with lighter fluid and lit aflame, thus burning her uterus, and hopefully up into her ovary, frying her eggs.
by Haloassassinsnipernoobpwner117 June 14, 2012
Get the Fried Eggsmug. An embarrassing sexual moment where the women is strapped face up on the ground or any other object. Then you take a egg (add more eggs if you want the moment to last longer) and crack it on top of her vagina. Then you take a hot iron and press down on the egg. Once the egg is fried to you liking you take a knife and a fork and eat it off her vagina. If some parts fall in the vagina you can just suck them out and eat them.
Man: Hey want some fried eggs?
Woman: Sure
A few strips of duct tape later...
Woman: What the fuck are you doing?
Man: Making some fried eggs.
Woman:Shit!!!
Woman: Sure
A few strips of duct tape later...
Woman: What the fuck are you doing?
Man: Making some fried eggs.
Woman:Shit!!!
by Buttsexisdirty May 31, 2011
Get the Fried Eggsmug.