Fried Egg

When a man ejaculates on to a hot surface making the cum start to boil

Chris came onto his CPU and its started hissing like a Fried egg

by HL10 July 25, 2015

fried eggs

An old lady's breasts that sag to the point where they look like someone stapled fried eggs to her chest.

"Ah, man, that old lady just bent over and I saw her fried eggs!"

by Mister Squishy November 10, 2007

FRIED EGG

When you take a very distinctly hot frying pan and you spank your soul mate with it and then you ejaculate on where you spanked her to cool it down.

Me and my old lady did the fried egg last night...

by beaner 666 December 4, 2010

fried eggs

The method a abortion using a bunson burner or large lighter, gasoline, belt, and a towel.

Person1: I thought you got her pregnant.

Person2: Yeah, I did but I made some fried eggs this morning.

by Naes Ttukcup September 21, 2005

fried eggs

the term used to describe overly large aerolas on a womans breasts.

Chris: "how was francesca last night ayy"
Stewy: "nah man as soon as she took her top off i ran... she had fried eggs"

by Chri$$un October 8, 2008

Fried Eggs

When a woman's vagina is filled with lighter fluid and lit aflame, thus burning her uterus, and hopefully up into her ovary, frying her eggs.

Mary can't have children because Tom gave her fried eggs.

by Haloassassinsnipernoobpwner117 June 14, 2012

Fried Eggs

An embarrassing sexual moment where the women is strapped face up on the ground or any other object. Then you take a egg (add more eggs if you want the moment to last longer) and crack it on top of her vagina. Then you take a hot iron and press down on the egg. Once the egg is fried to you liking you take a knife and a fork and eat it off her vagina. If some parts fall in the vagina you can just suck them out and eat them.

Man: Hey want some fried eggs?
Woman: Sure
A few strips of duct tape later...
Woman: What the fuck are you doing?
Man: Making some fried eggs.
Woman:Shit!!!

by Buttsexisdirty May 31, 2011