Freehold

Freehold New Jersey is famous for everything including, gangsters, wanna be gangsters, mexicans, guidos, freehold raceway mall, freehold raceway, da BORO, the ritas in da boro, west freehold, turkey swamp, The WOW, yo mon frozen yogurt, n sooooooo much more! alot people think that Freehold is da best place 2 live but let me tell u something, WE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO! Like i said, u got alot of guidos, gangsters, n of course the wanna be gangsters(n supprisngly they're the popular kids). since most kids in freehold live like 5 minutes away from the mall, their completely spoiled. however around 9th grade less and less kids go to the mall so yeaaaa. the point is, freehold might have everything but like every town we have alot bad shit that you get annoyed of. take it for someone who lives in freehold, don't move here!

Marlboro kid: yo where do you live?
Freehold boy: FREEHOOD!
Marlboro kid: don't you mean Freehold?
Freehold girl: mom can i go to da mall?
mom: sorry you have to clean the dishes
Freehold girl: what!!!!!!!!!!!!! i fucking hate you you skank!!!!!!!!
mom: skank? your the one going out with 5 boyfriends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by rockobandit March 16, 2011

Freehold

A rich town in Central Jersey that consists of wannabe ghetto kids just like Manalapan, if not worse. The town is divided into Freehold Township & Freehold "Borough". Borough is full of Mexicans that think they are all hood because they have a little downtown area. Freehold Township is the exact same, except it doesn't have as many Mexicans, and it is a little more diverse. The town is in the top 50 list of safest towns in NJ (both Borough & Township) and the school systems are extremely good. There was a time though, when Marlboro, Manalapan, Freehold, & Howell had more of a Black population (that doesn't mean they were ghetto) due to the fact that all towns had cheaper housing, but ever since then all the Black population decreased significantly and there are barely any black kids here and nearby..

Guy 1: Yo bro, wanna go downtown here in Freehold?

Guy 2: Dude, this is the third time in the last 4 weeks!

Guy 3: If you guys want a real downtown go to a fucking city not a suburban white boy enclave town..

by undergrounder8 May 5, 2012

Freehold Boro

1. A town in New Jersey that gets a bad rep from kids in Freehold Township, who consist mostly of conceited jack asses living off their parents money, because of the mexican population and the drug dealers, even though their high school is better cuz they have less drugs and pregnancies than township.

1.OMG IM SO SCARED BECAUSE IM FROM TWP AND IM GOING TO THE BORO HIGHSCHOOL.
2.Guy1: "I went to the Boro to score some pot for this summer."
Guy2: "So what? I went to downtown Freehold Boro and got a hooker!
Guy1: "Yea, i kno who your talking about. she used to be a man."
Guy3:"You guys are idiots! You can find both of those things by hanging around Freehold Twp high school!"

by sweetrose2714 January 25, 2011

freehold, nj

Freehold, nj is a place where all of the white trash of new jersey came together and constructed a town. It is home to girls who can't decide on a hair color, claim to have friends, and freqently find themselves asking for a nose job for christmas. Miserable place, avoid it at all costs. If you have a boy hold tight cuz these sluzies would stop at nothing for decent looking dick...

Freehold, nj is a shithole. People there use phrases like, "tell daddy no quals for dinner."

by jen c. <3 January 4, 2006

freehold mall

Freehold Mall is the place where every single person hangs out. Most don’t even buy stuff but food, or they buy clearance. It’s mainly just middle and high schoolers. The popular kids hang out in the lobby while the outcasts live in hot topic. The girls don’t leave Sephora or Ulta. While the guys hang out in footlocker. For some reason no one from Freehold actually goes there. It’s only kids from Manalapan. People don’t even include Freehold they just call it “the mall.” Since there is no where else to go for miles everyone goes here and gets yelled at by the security gaurds. On the typical weekend you can go on your Snapchat and see “Who’s here?” with a typical mirror selfie. People drink their Starbucks or eat their rolled ice cream for a few hours until there mom can come pick them up.

Meet up at Freehold Mall?

Sure dude my mom can give me a ride.

by Stan Twitter March 28, 2019

Freehold mall security

The security are some gay motherfuckers. Theres a black man that looks like frozone he usually yells at kids of the age of 12-16

Aye bro you see that freehold mall security gard he looks like frozone

by Yetrrrrrr March 26, 2019

Freshology

the study of freshman and anything "fresh."

Freshology is frowned upon but...yeh just frowned upon.

by Rubes16 August 23, 2010