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Freshness With a Fuck

A fake, phoney-bologna jingle sung to the tune of the Glade Spin-Fresh air deodouriser jingle.
♫Freshness with a fuck,♫
Plug it up plug it up!♫

The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.
by Telephony June 23, 2017
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Frelshing

Frelshing

Verb;

The sordid sexual practice when a Welshman fornicates with a sheep on his way home after work, and then upon arriving home also enjoys coital relations with his wife/significant other, without first washing his spunk-trumpet.

The portmanteau taken from the conjoining of Welshmen with a penchant for sheep, with the French and their commonly accepted aversion to personal hygiene.
"Right, that's it Dai, I'm done for the day down these mines. I'm off home to give my Betty a good frelshing before tea, see?"
by Lord Horatio Richards April 12, 2023
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Freshness Gap

The visible gap between a womans inner upper thighs, allowing air to flow freely. Thus creating a "Fresh" enviroment for the vagina.
She was standing there legs straight and closed, wearing her red bikini and I could still see the sun shine through her freshness gap.
by J allen P 1231 October 25, 2010
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Dope freshness saan

Dope freshness saan is the phrase commonly used by the youtubers, Jesse and Jeana on the channel bfvsgf/prankvsprank. Also used by the dope fresh nation, their group of fans and followers.
its dope freshness saan.

come on the dope fresh nation.

its saanday today, thats dope freshness.
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Freshness

Freshness the status of being set apart from the rules of society by means of fashion,your ability to be creative and productive mentally in a positive light, and going against the norm in order to set trends that are conclusive your culture everyday reality.
Thomas has elevated to the next level in life being on his Freshness.
by MBettamusic March 28, 2019
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freshling

A young licensed skydiver who has less than 150 jumps, or who has jumped out of airplanes for less than 18 months. Also known as a 'Fresh Flyer', the freshling is like a baby skydiver dear to the community, whom mentors and older jumpers teach techniques and safety content to. The term was created during the first edition of Fresh Meet, a competition designed for licensed jumpers with less than 150 jumps, at Skydive Perris, California.
"My Freshlings are very good this year. They have only 50 jumps but they fly like pros!"

"Did you see Ben? He landed really hard on that jump!" "He's still a freshling, we should give him some advice on how to not crash on the ground"
by Choupinette_17 April 10, 2019
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Champagne Freshies

Fresh snow powder. The snow looks like it has bubbles rising when the sun hits it during "first tracks" -- when you get to the snow first
Neuwy Snowboarder - Oh brah oh brah! Drove up to Vail back bowls and saw the champagne freshies...tore it up brah...pure heaven

Lame Office Guy - Oh I'll get the crud on saturday

Neuwy Snowboarder - Ahhh thats totally not gnar bro, once you feel the champagne freshies, nothing else matters
by IDunkLe April 3, 2011
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