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freshwater starfish

A very rare starfish that lives in freshwater. So rare that it doesn’t exist.
I found a freshwater starfish.
Shut up, no you didn’t, liar.
by Thefza October 24, 2019
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Jimmer and the Fredettes

New name for the team formerly known as the Brigham Young Cougars. They were going to do it earlier, but Brandon Davies wasn't messing around then.
Jimmer and the Fredettes are the 3 seed in the NCAA tournament this year.
by crimsonglory16 April 2, 2011
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weed freshener

Yo that freshman smells like a weed freshener
by Creatorofthewf November 13, 2019
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air freshener fart

1) The act of farting to cover up another persons fart.
2) When you smell something so freakishly bad you have to fart to cover up the smell.
3) When someone thinks their farts smell good they let air freshener farts frequently.- see fart sniffer
Person 1: "OMG that's awful!"
Person 2: "That's ok, I've got it covered"
Person 1: "OMG it's even worse now! Did you just let an air freshener fart?"
Person 2: "Yep, lovely isn't it?"
Person 1: "I think the tissue in my lungs is dying! Are those acidic?"
Person 1:
Falls to the ground and is now in a comatose state.
by ucanthavethisusername February 5, 2010
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cincinnati air freshener

A fart left in an empty elevator for future occupants to experience.
Some smart-ass left a Cincinnati air freshener in the elevator at work this morning. 38 floors I had to go up with that stench.
by jpleakis July 11, 2006
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Hang an Air Freshener

A technique used by Plant Managers to divert Regulators from identifying that they are fucking idiots.
Regulator: "I believe that the Management decisions at this plant are suspect and I'm going to investigate this more."

Plant Manager: "Frank (licensing grunt), Hang an Air Freshener....quick!"
by Dream in the Mirror December 27, 2007
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cincinatti air freshener

N. a fart left in an elevator for future occupants to enjoy
"phew it stinks in here i think that guy before me left a cincinatti air freshener in the elevator"
by dlocker April 5, 2010
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