french army

36,000 people with their hands in the air.

The french army is the butt of many jokes. The accusations of cowardice are often strongly denied, although never when there's anyone else to hear. Just in case.

by 1phreman April 13, 2009

french army

The French Army is "The Army of Suck": This army has been dug out of numerous conflicts and wars.

The French Army tanks have 6 gears, 1 forward, 5 reverse.

by pete2 November 13, 2005

french army

"sucks" The only war the french ever won was the french revolution but damn they would have to win that war.

Germay: "We beat France in the war"
America: "Who didnt"
Evey country that beat france: "hahahahahahaah"

by branio bran January 26, 2004

french army

What's That??? Something that has never and will never exist. Their motto is like Burger King, Have it your way.

In World War II the Germans took over FRANCE in about TEN DAYS

by Nic April 15, 2005

french army

An complete oxymoron.

The French got pwned in both World Wars without U.S. help.

by M.C. Shithead April 22, 2005

french army

an force which is superior to all armies in the world in the category of pwnablilty.

the french were pwned by the germans in WWI and WWII.
-note that in WWII, the germans and allies(Americans, Canadians, British) were fighting for control of FRANCE.

by parker talbert January 8, 2005

french army

a poorly lead army. bad leadership,morale and lack of arms and the fact they are french led to thier loss in both world wars. alot of funny jokes are many about them like "a french tank (which are usally renaults which = shit) has 7 gears 1 forward 6 reverse, or "hes about as a reliable as a french torpedo bomber" after WW2 they made nukes to look big today they still are ones of the least reliable armies.

aussie solider(in trench): oi mate whos covering us??
his mate: french army....
damn were gone get the blokes to cover us those frenchies got no hope in hell
or.....
damn boy u go more backward then a frech tank commander

by 208acu April 1, 2008