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Forecasterbate

To masturbate to the Baseball Forecaster's preseason projects and/or Ron Shandler's visage on the back cover. The springtime equivalent of rosterbation.
The Kenley Jansen page of the Baseball Forecaster was stuck together after Zach forecasterbated with that page open all winter long.
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Freecased

Is when a police officer know that you are up to no good but can never catch you in the act or find the evidence. As a result he plants evidence, or makes something up and arrests you and brings you up on false charges. andve officially been FREECASED.
The cop had no hard evidence so he planted the drugs on me and freecased my ass.
by Righteous1%er March 21, 2017
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Freaster

Friends + Easter. Like Friendsgiving (Friend + Thanksgiving), except with excessive consumption of ham and jelly beans.
Hey, you going to Freaster at Katey's house on Saturday?

You know it! She's make a bunny out of homemade bread. It's going to be off the hook!
by MomSetUpTheWiFi March 26, 2017
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