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Free Bird 

1. The ultimate driving around song. Only those who have driven a backroad in a square body Chevy while the guitar solo hits have truly lived. Anyone fortunate enough to grow up in a town that’s small enough to have nothing to do but burn gas knows this song by heart. If you are from the sticks, anytime you get caught speeding simply tell the sheriff that the guitar solo was on and he is guaranteed to understand and let you off the hook.

2. For true rednecks, Free Bird is also a reference of time (slightly less than 10 min). Those who have this song on repeat know how many Free Birds it takes to get from place to place. If you find a man like this, trust everything he says and never bet against him.
1. Beau- “Let’s go drivn’ round and shoot deer”
Waylon- “What should we listen to?”
Beau- “What kind of question is that? Put Free Bird on.”

2. Jesse- “How far away is the creek?”
Casey- “Oh I’d reck’n bout 2 Free Birds or so.”

Jesse- “So 20 minutes?”
Casey- “What? I couldn’t hear you over the freedom in the speakers.”
Free Bird by Gixxer22 July 16, 2023
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Free Bird 

the only song to play over top gun: maverick
Free Bird by AltairAerospace October 7, 2023

Free Bird Solo 

Traffic laws do not apply when 4:56 of Free Bird is on, and if the cops are "chasing" you for reckless driving/speeding they are simply joining the race.
"I'm sorry officer but when 4:56 of Free Bird Solo starts playing your traffic laws are simply a suggestion."
or
"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."

Free Bird Challenge 

In the 1973 Lynyrd Skynyrd hit song "Free Bird", vocalist Ronnie Van Zant sings the line "Lord knows I can't change". What he is referring to is the fact that he shit himself and cannot change his pants. This is a direct metaphor for the act of free thinking and rebelling against established authority, and was a hidden instruction regarding the challenge. The challenge, therefore, consists of shitting yourself while listening to the entire almost 10 minute song and not changing your pants until the song is over, or even longer if you can. Doing so will heighten your spiritual senses and leave you on a higher plane of thought and existence.
Chris took the Free Bird Challenge last night, ever since he has been a changed man. He claims to have had his third eye opened and can see the inner machinations of the universe itself.

Play Free Bird 

1) The thing to say to heckle a band/musician that you are not enjoying by implying they are not playing "real music" like Lynyrd Skynyrd.
2) A surefire way to establish yourself as the angriest and most unoriginal person in the room.
(at a Jesse McCartney concert)

40 year old pedophile: Play Free Bird!
13 year old girls: Shut up old creepy man!
Jesse McCartney (giving the finger): There's your free bird!
Play Free Bird by ZimZimmah January 3, 2006

Post-Free Bird Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

The feeling of intense pain in your left (or right, depending on which way you play) hand after playing the song "Free Bird" on Expert on Guitar Hero 2
Jim got the Post-Free Bird Carpal Tunnel Syndrome bad after he beasted the hell out of Free Bird today.

The "Free Bird" effect 

When you're driving a car listening to Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd and the solo comes on. You feel the need to go over the speed limit no matter where you are.
Person 1: "Bro I love this song!"
Person 2: "Hopefully The "Free Bird" effect doesn't happen."