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Free Willy

fuck off you free willy, and stop having sex with kids!
by clarkycat September 9, 2009
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Free Willy

The name given to a man or woman who frees alot of willies. This man/woman frees willies usually for a high fee or if lucky, no fee at all. These people are usualy either drug or alcohol addicts, and they will free around 100 to 700 willies in their life times.
Kelsey:"Man shes a slut!"
Alexandra:"whose a slut?"
Kelsey:"Rebecca"
Alexandra:"oh yeah, shes such a Free Willy."
by hucu101 January 12, 2011
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free willie

I was doin her hard, and when I was finished I free willied all over her sexy chest.
by disneysucks July 29, 2008
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free Willy

The taking out of one's penis. Whipping out one's dick, usually to take a piss or get a blow job.
"Pull over, I've gotta free Willy!"
or, "When she gave me that look, I knew it was time to free Willy."
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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free willie

by isla September 2, 2004
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free willy

To take a long-needed crap.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.
Ladies, will you please excuse me? I'm going to free Willy.

If you don´t eat your All-Bran, you won´t be able to free Willy!
by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003
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free willie

Participating in an action with your junk exposed.
Yo broski, I'm playin' free willie, yo.
Can you believe Joe came to school free willie yesterday?
by Synchronize March 10, 2011
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