When a woman isn`t wearing a very important part of her lady wear. Usually from the top area. Usually done by unappealing ladies.
Classmate: Eew Mrs. So and So is Free Birding Today!
Other Classmate: I knoe I hate it when she does that.
Other Classmate: I knoe I hate it when she does that.
by mifftastic_:P June 16, 2009
1. Oh god. That guy's Free Birding. Boot him off stage.
2. Anyone up for some Free Birding?
3.
(Person 1 starts playing Free Bird)
Person 1) I'M FREE AS A BIRD NOW
Person 2) OH MY GOD HE'S FREE BIRDING
Person 3) BOOT HIM
Person 4) I love it when people start Free Birding this lobby.
For a full description of the song Free Bird, See KICK ASS
2. Anyone up for some Free Birding?
3.
(Person 1 starts playing Free Bird)
Person 1) I'M FREE AS A BIRD NOW
Person 2) OH MY GOD HE'S FREE BIRDING
Person 3) BOOT HIM
Person 4) I love it when people start Free Birding this lobby.
For a full description of the song Free Bird, See KICK ASS
by FREE BIRD REVOLUTION December 23, 2012
1) The thing to say to heckle a band/musician that you are not enjoying by implying they are not playing "real music" like Lynyrd Skynyrd.
2) A surefire way to establish yourself as the angriest and most unoriginal person in the room.
2) A surefire way to establish yourself as the angriest and most unoriginal person in the room.
(at a Jesse McCartney concert)
40 year old pedophile: Play Free Bird!
13 year old girls: Shut up old creepy man!
Jesse McCartney (giving the finger): There's your free bird!
40 year old pedophile: Play Free Bird!
13 year old girls: Shut up old creepy man!
Jesse McCartney (giving the finger): There's your free bird!
by ZimZimmah January 03, 2006
Traffic laws do not apply when 4:56 of Free Bird is on, and if the cops are "chasing" you for reckless driving/speeding they are simply joining the race.
"I'm sorry officer but when 4:56 of Free Bird Solo starts playing your traffic laws are simply a suggestion."
or
"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."
or
"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."
by somerandomnameiguess November 23, 2022
In the 1973 Lynyrd Skynyrd hit song "Free Bird", vocalist Ronnie Van Zant sings the line "Lord knows I can't change". What he is referring to is the fact that he shit himself and cannot change his pants. This is a direct metaphor for the act of free thinking and rebelling against established authority, and was a hidden instruction regarding the challenge. The challenge, therefore, consists of shitting yourself while listening to the entire almost 10 minute song and not changing your pants until the song is over, or even longer if you can. Doing so will heighten your spiritual senses and leave you on a higher plane of thought and existence.
Chris took the Free Bird Challenge last night, ever since he has been a changed man. He claims to have had his third eye opened and can see the inner machinations of the universe itself.
by jmason1352 May 15, 2021
When you're driving a car listening to Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd and the solo comes on. You feel the need to go over the speed limit no matter where you are.
by LesbianFish07 April 28, 2023
The feeling of intense pain in your left (or right, depending on which way you play) hand after playing the song "Free Bird" on Expert on Guitar Hero 2
Jim got the Post-Free Bird Carpal Tunnel Syndrome bad after he beasted the hell out of Free Bird today.
by Sky September 04, 2007