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Center Of Farting Excellence

A group of people that have committed their lives to farting excellence and are Purveyors of farting. Pushing new boundaries and establishing methods of deriving specific odor, power and punch as well as lingering presence in the area of farting. The COFE has established an international scale for judging and scoring a fart called the COFE scale(1-10) with 1 = a literal non-fart and 10 equaling the atomic bomb blast of Hiroshima. The COFE also offers classes that spreads knowledge on how to fart, what to eat to produce specific farts. proper times to fart and the COFE scale. Much like knowledge for making and juding fine wines.
Dude, that was the nastiest, room clearing, toxic fart I have ever witnessed, what is up with that. Son.. I learned it all at the Center of Farting Excellence. I was once as you, without farting knowledge, but have been enlightened, you too can become proveyor of farting through the Center of Farting Excellence.
by Goatoghillgary December 16, 2016
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farting with confidence

When you're worried that if you fart you'll accidentally shit in your pants (aka draw mud).
"I never got sick in India, but there were definitely some patches where I wasn't farting with confidence!"

"They have an awesome chilli paste which on many occasions has stopped me farting with confidence."
by captainlarry February 8, 2010
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Fratisfied

1. The state of happiness one gets from a fraternity related activity.

2. The sense of happiness a frat guy gets from simple joy. Examples: Natty, Sweet Tits, BJ's, a BBQ that has all of the above.
Dude, I couldn't have been more fratisfied after I scored that beej on top of the keg shell.
by Peter Irwin January 3, 2009
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Fati

Fati is a girl who is extremely gorgeous and has beautiful eyes and an amazing personality.
She has an attitude at first but as you get to know her that fades away, she is awkward the first time you meet her and very quiet but as time passes you will find out that she is actually very talkative and random. She is a girl that isn't temporary. She is the one. She is trustworthy and a true friend. If you know a Fati, you're blessed.
George: wow did you see that girl?
Jacob: yeah man i know her, that's Fati.
by Flubberr94 July 8, 2011
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Fratino

A Latino male that is part of a Fraternity.
"Yeah bro, I'm a part of Gamma Zeta Alpha. I'm a Fratino."
by mr panky March 13, 2019
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Fratiquette

Following proper etiquette while partying at a fraternity. Failing to do so brings the risk of being thrown out of the party or- in severe cases- permanently banned from the house.
It is poor fratiquette to vomit inside the frat house unless you are safely positioned infront of a toilet or any other acceptable receptacle.
by mikeyrocks February 25, 2011
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Farticide

Death as a result of being exposed to farts.
Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.
by mochicho March 8, 2009
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