FrankenBetty

1. A SFW (suitable for work) term used (usually in frustration) to describe a woman who is: strong, independent, intelligent (and) attractive; who stands up for herself and voices her opinion, even if it's not what the males in the room want to hear. (aka: F*cking B*tch)

2. Man made B*tch. A formerly sweet, fun, happy girl who used to enjoy the company of men, but would now rather hang with women because she's been targeted by douchebaggery for far too long. As a result, she's either jumped the fence, or become a female version of a douche herself.

1. Joe: That FrankenBetty won't shut the f*ck up. She's so annoying. If she keeps running her mouth off, my wife is going to find out about my extracurricular activities.

2. Joe: I dunno man, that girl looks a little used up, a real FrankenBetty if you ask me. I doubt you'll get her number.

by literalgrrl December 1, 2011

Frankendeck

A deck of PowerPoint slides that's been repeatedly added to over the years without ever having anything removed. Hideously overgrown and disorganized, it's developed an out-of-control, audience-killing, twisted life of its own.

"That Frankendeck I got from Marketing just killed my biggest customer!"

by Teambuilder June 16, 2016

frankenrepair

A frankenrepair is a contraction of "Frankenstein" and "repair." It is a repair which, while functional, results in hideous or disfiguring changes to the object being repaired.

Wow, Bob fixed his bumper with a piece of sheet metal and 6 inch bolts. What a frankenrepair.

by clandestine_j August 4, 2010

frankenweenie

Any man who has had his penis removed (either by force or surgery) and re-attached or reconstructed. JWB was the original celebrity Frankenweenie

I was watching Oprah the other day and she had John Wayne Bobbit on as a male guest to beat up on. She really took ole' Frankenweenie to task for beating up his wife.

by Bigd-41 August 10, 2007

Frankenbelly

A portly gentleman who has a head like Frankenstein and a big fat pot belly to match.

Usually seen wearing a dressing gown.

Good God. Frankenbelly just ate an entire banoffee pie. That's not going to do ANYTHING for his ridiculous Frankenstein forehead or his rotund belly.

by Professor S. L. Oug December 30, 2008

Frankenberry

The asshole jerk that that ruins the roof of childrens mouths with his jerky cereal

Little Johnnys mouth is all cut up, because he ate that asshole Frankenberrys cereal.

by Keystone_Matt July 24, 2010

Frankenpenis

Movie created and directed by Ron Jeremy, starring John Wayne Bobbitt as the Frankenpenis due to a very publicized sexual assault in 1993 by John's wife wherein she cut off half of his penis and it had to be surgically re-attached.

Movie was, of course, post surgery.

Movie was NOT based off of Ron Jeremy's penis as often thought by the general public.

Frankenpenis became an idea because of a severed, fully operational penis.

by Dustin Muffs May 25, 2010