Fricking

an alternative for 'Fucking'

YOU FRICKING FRICKS! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?!?!?! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?!?!?! THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!!

by Boyoiiiiiiiiiiii May 14, 2018

Fracking

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

by onehandcrabbing April 28, 2012

anne franking

to hide in the attic and masturbate quietly so that no one hears you.

dude, lastnight I was writing in my diary and decided to do a little anne franking.

by trippysin December 31, 2011

fracking off

Jacking off at a picture of ur best friends girl friend

Guy 1:dude, i was totally fracking off last night

Guy 2:dam, so was i

Best friend:guys, wtf

by mexiballs March 21, 2009

fracking the bowels

The act of inserting water into a person’s anus prior to having unexpected ass sex with them while their bowels are still full of water.

Dave was such a tree hugging hippie that I decided to give him an enema and mount him before he could expel the water figuring Dave May actually enjoy fracking the bowels.

by RBAK December 12, 2016

crack fracking

Fingering someone's bum until they fart.

1. Matt crack fracked Brett last night.

2. Janet loves crack fracking. She extracted my gases last night by fracking my crack.

by broberra July 5, 2018

Franking out

To freak out at an extreme level with either uncontrollable convolutions or hand gestures. To Frank out you must go beyond the level of freak out and use random words and noises that do not make any sense and also move hands and body in an uncontrollable manner, much like an individual with Touretts syndrome having a tick.

When Jen found out the love of her life was coming to the party she started franking out.

by G.Keiz July 31, 2007