Frauman

n - A very rough hand job, generally administered in an indescrete location, which provides more pain than pleasure. Named after the harsh German stepfather of a girl who routinely gave rough hand jobs.

v - the act of providing such hand job.

"I had to wrap my penis in gauze today after that chick from the bar fraumaned me last night."

by John BIV March 27, 2007

Fragument

A 'fragument' is an abbreviated version of a friendly argument. This is when two people have a slightly less heated argument than the generalized argument. It can be used when arguing about something which is not majorly important to life and fraguments can be stopped at any time at any moment.

Girl: "No, you look better than me!" Boy: "No babe, you look way hotter than me! Don't you dare say that!" Girl: "I don't want to start a fragument with you babe"

by Samantha Green August 6, 2017

frakyume

Frakyume also known as frank is the gayest gay that ever gayed. He insulted his master Taykyume when in fact Frakyume is the gay one.

Frakyume: Taykyume ur dumb
Taykyume: No you gay boi
Frakyume: I so sorry master

by UrGaier November 4, 2019

Fakumentary

So-called reality shows that show nothing remotely close to reality.

The Real Housewives of Orange County is anything but reality, unless they're showing average women its nothing but a fakumentary.

by robbane February 4, 2009

farkument

(abstract noun) getting into an argument with at least one other person online at the notorious www.fark.com; reloading the page/making multiple comments so you an another farker can argue about some topic

"Billy, take out the trash, this is the last time I'll tell you!"

"Sorry, mom, I'm in the middle of a farkument!"

by phillydrifter January 3, 2008

Freakum Jeans

1.worn out jeans that drive country girls/guys crazy
2.freakum jeans are guy version or play on freakum dress
3. jeans that get u some when ur lover see them on you
4. jeans that u put on when ur partna actin wron

"when she act wrong thats when u put dem freakum jeans on .. betcha shell u'll get some

by 2 souls November 22, 2013

Moogle Fragum

1)A name for someone that is a jerk.

"Ugh! You stupid Moogle Fragum!"

by PoPo =3 January 21, 2005