four wheeled wives

Noun, plural: Women who are only ever seen in their chelsea tractors.
Works best when pronounced in the 'Jonathon Woss' estuarine english style so it sounds like an Essex person trying to say 'four-wheel-drives'.

So many four wheeled wives that I couldn't get my ambulance into the playground and the kid died.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

sex on four wheels

One helluva good lookin car

A black 2009 STI hatch with gold BBS rims...that is sex on four wheels.

by novakattak April 14, 2009

four wheel skid

Cockney Rhyming slang (Cockney=Amusing London Dialect, for all you thick arse americans...That's LONDON...ENGLAND...understand?). Commonly accepted to mean a person of the jewish faith. Derivation follows from 'four wheel skid' = 'Yid' = Yiddisher' = person of the jewish faith. Also called 'four wheeler'.

Presumably in the modern age it is only a matter of time before they are called 4x4 incidents!

"Did you know that Heimi over there was a four wheel skid?"

"No, I knew he was a tight bastard, but I just thought he came from Bedford"

by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006

four wheel...drive

a suffix used for when someone says 'for real' and its bare true and you agree, you have to say drive! for example:

person 1: dat goal was bare sick

person 1 & person 2: four wheel...drive

by MCMoleing December 3, 2010

four-wheeled-fornicator

...the Vanulator's nickname.

Oh my GOD! That's the Vanulator, you know it is also known as the four-wheeled-fornicator!

by AmabokoT4 March 15, 2009

four-wheeled mistress

A car someone pays more attention to than their partner.

Kim: Mom, where's Dad?
Janet: He's out front giving his four-wheeled mistress a massage.

by kittythecatty July 14, 2019

Four wheel drive

When you're making love to a women from behind and she's on all fours. Then you shift up your junk to her ass. She will begin to try to get away using all four limbs.

I gave your sister the four wheel drive last night. She's a kicker!

by Thehackett998 May 10, 2016