Fountain of Youth 

A pedophile's meat.

Creepapotamus: "Have a sip from the Fountain of Youth, baby."

Fountain of Youth by John, A Goat from Space November 4, 2011

fountain of youth 

euphemism; sexual slang for fellatio performed with the promise that the final result will provide the key to eternal youth

How about you take a sip off of the fountain of youth

fountain of youth by Algernon June 26, 2007

Fountain of Youth 

A very chilidish act performed when someone is in the restroom and turns on all the sinks then runs away thinking if he stayed he would get in trouble.

(Freshman turns on all sinks then runs)
Freshman: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I'm going to get away with it."
Senior 1: "Wow, what an idiot. He thinks he's cool.
Senior 2: "I know, I stopped thinking the Fountain of Youth gag stopped being funny in 7th grade."

Fountain of Youth by Giggity!!! August 21, 2009

fountain of youth 

when a sexy bitch is getting fucked in the cooch and the ass at the same goddam time and both guys, ejaculate simeltaniously, forming an internal gizzy fountain

I was fucking Debbie last night and Greg joined in so we decided to give her the fountain of youth.

fountain of youth by mike ellisio November 19, 2007

fountain of youth 

in the act of a threesome when a man lays down and jacks off while two women make out right above his dick. When the time "cums", it will shoot upward and hit both of them while they make out.

Greg: Dude, I had my first threesome last night. It was sick.

Joe: Nice man, I'm proud. How'd you finish?

Greg: Did a fountain of youth.

Joe: Word.

fountain of youth by bread&butter August 23, 2011

Fountain of Youth 

The act of "squirting" on your partner for enjoyment. AKA Money Shot. Fountain for a geyser and youth because, well...thats where babies come from.

"I stood right over him and worked my clit until I gave him a huge fountain of youth.

Fountain of Youth by TheZenMaster October 15, 2012

Fountain of Youth 

A sexual act where one partner urinates into another elderly partner's mouth who has a gaged labret piercing. As the first partner is urinating, it simultaneously flows from the labret piercing.

Kayley felt ten years younger after Rich performed the Fountain of Youth.

Fountain of Youth by Rich and Jackie October 8, 2007