Fossilicious

The state of being old, yet still somewhat desirable.

"Is my body too fossilicious for you?"

by The Mighty Mushu December 1, 2022

fossling

To fossle;
To surreptiosly scratch your testicles through your pockets when that annoying, spontaneous, itch thing, happens.

"Wow! I know I look good but I didn't think that I was hot enough to make men spontaneously masturbate!"
"Dont kid yourself you ugly cow, I'm just fossling!"

by Mark Tarr February 12, 2009