Team Fortress 2

1. A Class-based first-person shooter with multiple gamemodes/objectives
2. A multiplayer FPS that 99% of Call of Duty players will hate.
3. A hat-based conga simulator.
4. An FPS that has the time period and art of the 20th century industrial age.
5. IT'S FREE!

If you don't want to play Call of Duty or Minecraft, why not try Team Fortress 2 and Terraria?

by XxCommandoxX December 14, 2014

Dick Fortress

When there is a huge group of guys (has to be a minimum of 2 men) around a single girl all openly or secretly pursing her. It is like an extremely long queue to get in the girl's panties. Usually, at least one of the guys is having sexual relations/in a relationship with her but right when that ends, there is a man to comfort and sex her.

"Maria will never be single because she has a massive dick fortress."

- "Hey go talk to her!"
- "I can't! See all those guys?! Her dick fortress is impenetrable!"

by badtree132 March 16, 2015

Team Fortress 2

A team-based first-person shooter multiplayer video game wherein the players' main goal is to collect hats.

Man... I only need 38 more drops until I can try to craft a Triboniophorus Tyrannus in Team Fortress 2.

by HATMASTER May 20, 2010

Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 is a team based FPS for the PC. It is also available on the Xbox 360 and the PS3 and is included in The Orange Box. Team Fortress 2 consists of 9 different classes of soldiers with different abilities, playing as two teams with various objectives. It will not fade out anytime soon, and people will still be playing this game years from now, much like what happened with Quake III. This game is like crack-cocaine in that you keep playing it. This is really only true with the PC version, as the console versions suck by comparison. They just suck actually, even standing alone.

I can't eat right now, I want to play some Team Fortress 2.

Forget work, I'm playing some Team Fortress 2.

by Hackfest January 5, 2008

Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 (TF2) is a game that you love more than your extended family.

John: Mike...our--our Aunt Jane just...died.

Mike: I don't care, Team Fortress 2 isn't working. I'm worried.

by stefangamecube December 9, 2008

Fortune cookie

Furry slang that refers to a female dog's vagina due to it's similar shape to a Chinese dessert cookie. The female equivalent of a “red rocket” being used to describe a dog's penis.

Ron: Do you remember that red female dog from the movie Balto?

Bob: Yeah, I wonder how big is her fortune cookie.
Rob: Get help.

by FlyingFrog762 March 5, 2022

Goon Of Fortune

Derived from the popular game show 'Wheel of Fortune', this involves pegging a number bags of goon to a rotary clothesline such as the very Australian, Hills Hoist. Partners stand around the clothesline and the host (usually in a dress) spins the clothesline and goon of fortune is shouted out. When the bags stop whatever partners, one must scull the goon whilst the other partner performs some sort of stunt (running around, push ups etc) come back and tag their partner who stops drinking. This continues until the goon runs out.

1: Dude, what happened to your shirt.
2: Goon of fortune.

by spooned May 24, 2005