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fornidate

fornidate is defined as a date that is guaranteed to end with some fornication... a coupling of sorts with the words/actions of fornicate and date.
johhny is going on a fornidate later tonight with a girl he met on a dating site.... he's got his fingers crossed hoping all the pics she sent are accurate!!
by rocko... October 24, 2007
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Not here to fornicate with arachnids

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.
“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.
by Kiz... December 25, 2020
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fornicaterer

A party planner who provides both food and sexual favors for the guests.
Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?

A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.

Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.

Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe
by Cuntoleezza Rice April 18, 2010
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Fornax Crux

Also known as SKT Blackpink, Fornax Crux is the Ultimate monster breed in Monster Legends. This monster is typically associated with a versatile playstyle known commonly as "New Day, New Main". The Fornax Crux is the perfect combination of sweaty and clean. He can heal his partners with his strong mental, but can also injure enemies with his bonobo playstyle.
Wow, Fornax Crux are you SKT's new mid laner?
Fornax Crux has left the game... A summoner has disconnected
by Bonkura PS April 23, 2019
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fornication agglomeration

A cluster fuck, as described in polite company.
Yes, Reverend, tcompany.the parking situation downtown is a real fornication agglomeration.
by Entropolous February 11, 2019
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Fornits

1.) From an obscure short story called Ballad of the Flexible Bullet, by Stephen King; nothing but good, wholesome, all American terror and gore. Fornits are a manifestation of insanity in the form of very small, beings who live under the keyboards of writers and who ghost write brilliant, award-winning work by jumping up and down on the keys.

2.) A popular site, which is home to a variety of open and, for the most part, unmoderated forums, primarily dealing with the Troubled Teen industry, with a couple of lifestyle/general interest topics into the mix.
1.) Don't look at me... The fornits had me write it!
2.) I got the low-down on what was going on at Fornits.
by ILoveLucy February 4, 2007
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maternal fornicator

polite way of addressing sombody as a "motherfucker"
Which one of you Maternal Fornicators took my Bible?
by vernon dutton January 20, 2004
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