Oriental Planner

A person who makes plans for a group then backs out of the plans they made.

Dan: Did you hear that Jessica is not going to the holiday party on Saturday?
Mary: Didn’t she set it up?
Dan: Yea, she’s an Oriental Planner.

by Dan Dan Noodles N. November 23, 2009

oriental tug

The art of masturbation by yourself or a friend, with the usage of chopsticks.

I was in the local chinese restaurant and my girlfriend gave me an oriental tug under the table.

by Chocolate Booty Man December 17, 2011

Oriental Rice Torture

The act of inserting grains of rice into a Chinese male's urethra, then ejaculating him so that his semen has a rice pudding-like consistency.

Mr. Wong was open to various types of sadomasochism, but oriental rice torture had always frightened him.

by ADizzleDonkey June 1, 2009

oriental hang back

The "Oriental Hang Back" to a faux exit from a party or other social event in which the Oriental Hang Backer initially agrees to leave with their friends but subsequently decides to stay without informing their friends. Excuses such as "I'm just going to find the bathroom quickly - I'll meet you guys outside" are often used as an excuse to return to the bar, dance floor or a romantic acquaintance and continue doing what they were doing before they agreed to leave in the first place. Oriental Hang Backing can often be blamed on extreme intoxication, horniness, or FOMO. The term is an antonym to the Irish Exit.

Friend: "Hey man, what happened to you last night? We waited outside for like 20 minutes while you were in the bathroom but the girls got cold so we had to take them home..."
Hang Backer: "Sorry dude. I pulled an oriental hang back and kept trying to make out with some blonde I had just met at the bar..."
Friend: "thanks for the text you fucker... please tell me you were at least successful"
Hang Backer: "Nah, apparently she was a waitress there so her manager kicked me out. I was hammered."

by Stevie Darkside November 21, 2013

Friendalize

(verb) the act of making friends.

Person 1: hey im going to a chat room to friendalize.

Person 2: you already have a hundred and one friends why need more???

by Solito September 20, 2009

Oriental Estefaning

the act of self-gratification using chop-sticks.

see also estefaning
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

1) Lucy Liu is best known for her Oriental Estefaning skills.

2) Lucy Liu only scored the Charlies Angels roles because she was oriental estefaning in front of the director. While he was eating lunch.

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

Friendalanche

the situation arising from a desire to invite one friend to an event which results in a social obligation to invite a large number of additional friends to said event

Inviting Smiley Sue means you have to invite Laughing Lisa, which then leads to inviting Debbie Downer. And if you invite Debbie Downer, you need to invite Smelly Steve. And so on and so on....

Example: "I would love to invite you to my party, Smiley Sue, but doing so would inevitably lead to a friendalanche."

by MilPhilDil July 1, 2011