forgetful jane

Someone who continuously forgets about what they're doing or saying.

Kiana is such a Forgetful Jane.

by Wilsonian18 May 25, 2017

Forgetful Roses

Roses sold at graduations, dance recitals, gas stations, or outside any other moment when flowers are given. The point being to take advantage of men who forget to buy them and gouge up the price. If identified as forgetful roses the problem is not solved but infact multiplied.

Man those forgetful roses are pretty expensive. Nothing says I love you like gas station flowers.

by Usul July 9, 2007

Forgetful Billy

When you forget a movie title , dispite watching it many times and acting out some of the scenes. Also can't remember much of the plot or any actors in it

I loved this movie as a kid it was my favourite.
Friend " what was it called?"
Me: " I don't know"

Friend " what happened in it? Who was in it?"
Me " I don't know

Friend" ugh... You have forgetful Billy "

by No gnomes sherlock July 12, 2021

Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.

I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.

by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024

Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.

I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.

by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024

The law of the forgetful mind

The law of the forgetful mind states that if you do something and someone forgets you did or if you take something and someone forgets about it you have now gotten away with that action.

“Yeah I’m still using their skateboard because they forgot I had it, gotta love the law of the forgetful mind.”

by Stefonson December 29, 2024

forgetfileness

Forgetting to attach a file to an e-mail message. See also attachment disorder.

Boss: Joe, you forgot to attach the document to your e-mail.
Joe: Sorry, dude. Please excuse my forgetfileness.

by Evannk March 13, 2008