Forbes

1.To forbes or forbsing, a forbes. To maximize your time off by having children and taking maternity leave, using all sick days, vacation days, drawing pogey, and using whatever excuse you may drum up to acquire more sick days as fake medical conditions.

2.A forbes is a unlikeable person whom is a pain to work with, often complaining and bringing a negative vibe to the workplace, very counter productive- finds ways to work without working
She was forbsing her entire career. She is such a forbes.
by NobleAnon January 16, 2013
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Forb

some nice HERB
and is smoked often
by urabitch123 March 10, 2005
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Forbes

Usually a very large, unattractive girl. Tends to refer to an extremly round, greasy, fat chick. Has no sense of fashion, lacking in the looks department and usually from the rural parts of the county (as in "hick gross"). Can be found frequenting in unfortunate bars and never ever has a boyfriend (unless he's just as nasty as she, and he always will be, forbes' don't get hot guys). They tend to cling onto whatever they can get (as in friends or loved ones), their usually very poor and usually dont relize how awful they are. If you see a forbes, do them a favor and put them in there place, let them know how fucked they are. When discussing a "forbes", one must always relize that there is no potential for change- born ugly, dieing ugly.
Guy 1: "Holy shit, did you see that nasty bitch?"
Guy 2: "Unfortunatly, Yes, what a fucking Forbes"

Girl A: "I just had a burger and fries, I gotta go work this fat off"
Girl B: "Crap, you better run an extra mile, you dont want to turn into a forbes, eeewwwww"

"I'm feeling so Forbes-y today, I gained 3 pounds!!!"
by **Baby~Girl** February 25, 2008
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Forbes

Probably a last name of a stupid ass. A person who is a Lazy Ass and thinks their funny when their not.
Girl: your last name is Forbes isn’t it..
Boy: How’d you know
Girl: *walks outa the room*
by Badbadraddad November 02, 2019
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Forbes

A place where people go lookind for tranny's
- Yo Damo! Wanna go down to Forbes
- Yeah for sure, Im in
- Sweet
by Geebo September 20, 2007
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forbes

a gothcore twat who thinks hes everything
*guy walks up with black hair, nailvarnish and black girls jeans*

"hello there chaps! i'm forbes"

"fuck off twatbag."
by rowanthegreatest September 22, 2008
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Forbed

The action on simultaneously milking a cow while driving a John Deere tractor.
Look Maa, Stan really forbed that cow good.
by Nad Sebrof September 07, 2012
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