ass for every seat

No matter how ugly, offensive, or unappealing a person, place or thing may be, there will always be SOMEONE who likes it, finds it the opposite and wants it.

Johnny down at the used car lot just got this old car in on Saturday. It was lime green with pink and purple polka dotted seats. Fred walked up onto the lot on Monday and said to Johnny, " now Johnny! Who in tarnation will ever buy this car" Johnny smugly replied, " Now Fred! Don't you know that there is an ass for every seat"

by SkipSpike666 October 21, 2017

If I had a dime for every time

the indicated event occurs very frequently

If I had a dime for every time I heard that cat growl, I could buy my own orchard.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2008

This Counts For Everything

Band from Gilbert Arizona that puts on one of the best shows you will ever see. You cant help but have fun when you go to thier shows.
www.facebook.com/thiscountsforeverything

That band This Counts For Everything puts on a bad ass show!

by number1fan January 17, 2013

Thank you for everything

the text that you get at 1 am by your homie

meaning they might unalive themselves. 0% chance it means they are actually thanking you

Homie: "thank you for everything"
You: "OI WAIT DONT D-"

by da willereen October 28, 2023

for everyone

anyone can get with that person

boy 1 : i think i like her

boy 2 : nah don’t go for her, she be for everyone

by Mxarxvera November 26, 2019

A chicken for every pot to piss in

Although a seemingly harmless and fun mash-up of two phrases (Herbert Hoover's campaign promise of prosperity "A chicken in every pot" and it's counterpart phrase, "He/she doesn't have a pot to piss in" meaning the poor bastard/bastardette is beyond broke), this phrase actually refers to those who will put a chicken in a pot for no good reason other than to urinate on the postmortem bird (sometimes referred to as "Chissing").

In a perfect world, Pierre Michel would have a chicken for every pot to piss in just so he wouldn't be alone in his deviance working the graveyard shift at the chicken restaurant.

by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 15, 2013

Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything

take the top layer of skin off with a knife and pour bleach on it

works for: poison ivy, chiggers, burns, cuts, scrapes, sunburn, chemical burns, AIDS, cancer, etc..

"DUDE! I had some wicked poison ivy, but i used Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything and got rid of it ASAP"

-"I think that chick last night might've had something. My crotch itches like hell."
+"You should try Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything"
-"OW!"

by rashakash June 26, 2008