fimpression

False Impression about someone or something. False Impression.

My Fimpression about his cathching skill was wrong he is really a good Catcher.

by Loganana February 3, 2017

Opression

When a white person is mildly inconvenienced by having to think about others.

Masks are Opression

by ultrainstinctwhiteman September 13, 2021

Finpression

Depression deriving from work in the financial professions. Side effects include the midtown uniform, finding yourself deep in the (spread)sheets at the bar, and subsisting primarily off of energy drinks, nicotine, and client lunches.

My new MD is a go-hard and my finpression has been through the roof.

by LiveHard2BHard April 19, 2022

Opression

when people dont allow you to ship straight ships

When someone does not allow you to ship Yae X Ayato it is defined as opression and heterophobia

*straight person ships yaeyato"
Straight person: these are so cute together omg uwu
Gay: ewww stop shipping them you straighty

Straight person: THAT IS OPRESSION YOU HETEROPHOBIC SHIT NOT EVERYONE IS GAY GAY PEOPLE ARE SO TOXIC AND ANNOYING JUST BC SOMEONE IS LESBIAN CODED DOESNT MEAN THEYRE A LESBIAN IM GONNA TELL MY MOMMY

by karlisthesexyandthebest May 12, 2022

Fofessional

Aka the Fauxfessional. Really just sums up a wannabe who pretends to have the credentials to take on any profession that catches their eye at the time. Their resume is full of junk that waffles on about absolute bullshit, touching excessively on being a 'team player with excellent communication skills'. The term 'fake it till you make it' has become their life motto and talking out of one's ass is just a natural reflex.

As a fofessional team player, I believe that I have the rare skill of going above and beyond the highest realm of creativity to really excel as a senior copywriter for your beautifully reputable company, which I have heard so much about through my elite networking circles.

by ACunny October 22, 2023