fratfished

When a dude pretends to be a different dude to join a fraternity.

“Aw man, we’ve been fratfished!”

“This is the second time we’ve been fratfished this semester bro!”

by SweetsDies November 21, 2022

Flatfished

When your first year uni flatmates catfish you into believing they're sociable, but become boring fucks in second year.

Ugh, Leah never comes on nights out this year, she's really changed. We've been flatfished!

by Jeremy Usborne February 5, 2019

Fatfished

Unlike catfished, where people are not as attractive as their pictures show their face to be ….fatfished is where they are at least 40 pounds more than their pictures inferred.

I met her for sushi. I didn’t know she was the heavyset woman sitting at the bar; so I waited and waited until she texted me that she was there. This woman was 300 pounds more than the woman I thought I was going on a date with —-now that I look back; I should’ve asked for body pictures on match.com. Now all my friends tell jokes about the time I was fatfished and spent $400 on sushi to feed the orca.

by Dynamique March 24, 2024

Flatfished

When you see a flat online and it looks big, bright and modern, then when you get to the viewing only to see it’s tiny, dark and run down. You’ve been flatfished.

The London flat was a 10 online, but a 4 in real life. I’ve been flatfished.

by deeplyinsultedtomycore November 21, 2025