Flooring

A state of aw, whether positive or negative. An "omg" moment, an "I can't believe it moment", or a descriptive word.

What a flooring evening!

I was floored to see her making out with my boyfriend

by Iceberg4567 February 16, 2017

sub-flooring

a term used to describe the absence of a female's pubic hair

Q: Do you think that girl's carpet matches her drapes?

A: No, I bet all she has is sub-flooring.

by funnyguy2010 December 12, 2010

Flooring

To lie on a wooden floor and stare at the ceiling while philosofying about love, life, universe and everything.
To achieve a strong flooring experience, one needs appropriate flooring music.
To strengthen the experience, a good spaghetti Bolognese meal should be enjoyed beforehand.

PhilHarmony: Damn Jimmy, I'm really confused about all these complex issues regarding love, life, universe and everything..
Jimmy: Chill dude, let's do some flooring for a while and sort things out!!
PhilHarmony: Yeah man, that sounds great!!

by shgang January 9, 2009

Flooring it

Having sex with a Mexican girl, who lives across the hall, on the floor.

I've know her for a week and we're already flooring it.

by Master Chef 215 May 16, 2014

Footring

Code name for sneakers cause we know niggas in chiraq love to kill other niggas over sneakers.

Chiraq goon: hey ma nigga look at those Footrings that nigga rocking.

Chiraq goon 2: That motherfucker sneak dissing i'mma kill his ass right now.

by CautiousDuck June 20, 2014

Fooring

The combination between Food and Boring.
Indicates a lazy/dead inside person who can't prevent him or herself from having dull, predictable food without even thinking about an alternative.

Josh :" I don't need a menu, I'll have a pepperoni pizza, thank you"
Pete: "Gosh man, you could try something new instead of something you already had a thousand times. You're such a f***ing Fooring"

by AfxONeg April 24, 2017

Flooring

Over exaggerating a matter with no remorse towards one’s feelings.

Verb

I want you to ride my face and spell coconut backwards please...floored

Flooring is defined as expressing or displaying “extra” behavior towards any situation.

by Inkofgold September 13, 2019