Fool's Gold

The appearance of corn in your stool when you drop a deuce the day after eating said corn.

Dam Steve I didn't realize how much corn I ate at the BBQ yesterday. I pinched a loaf this morning and it was littered with fool's gold.

by Kazooo13 May 08, 2013

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fool's gold

FG's server is running as slow as shit AS USUAL.

by jimbob jones August 14, 2003

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a man dressed up as a woman,(used as an adjective to thwart a horny unknowing male from hitting on a cross-dressing male)

Man 1:"Yo that bitch over there be flyyyy"
Man 2:"Yo brutha, slow your roll...that shit is some fool's gold over there."

by kevin t. April 13, 2003

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an unexpected variation of the hot lunch; post-coital anal sex in which semen dribbles onto the chest of one's partner

mary went looking for fun but steve instead served up a hot dish of fools gold

by foolio-pc January 31, 2007

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Urinating in your partner's asshole (can be done post-anal sex or just for kicks)

"I gave Charlene a wicked Fool's Gold last night, right after I blasted her ass."

by hotballz April 07, 2009

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A dumb ass trick who dates a guy because she thinks he is rich when he is actually poor.

I blew that dude cuz I thought he was rich, but it turns out he is poor. I am such a fools gold digger.

by JSteezy83 April 08, 2009

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A girl who isn't pretty or sexy enough to be a gold digger, so she can only attract a splenda daddy, not a real sugar daddy to hook up with.

That fool's gold digger was like the clearance isle at WalMart, nobody with money wanted her goods.

by VintageGibson August 18, 2016

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