Foodboner

An erection that occurs whilst thinking about having a steamy threesome with your roommate and his large, hawaiian pizza.

Dude, I have such a raging foodboner right now.

by IHeartCthulhu June 23, 2011

foodberty

A period in ones life when changes occur his or her appetite or taste for food. From "food puberty".

He never used to eat cilantro, but since he hit foodberty, he loves the stuff.

by thrillkillbill June 18, 2009

foodporn

that kind of visual masterpiece that instead of making you horny, it makes you hungry.

person A: hey, look at this foodporn account!
person B: oh my god, that looks delicious!

by professor of food 🤡🤡 September 14, 2020

FoodCore

a way to describe overweight people that fallow the trend of "emo" also they have oli sykes/pete wentz all over there myspace

yo chelsea, you see dat bitch chompin on that tacobell, she foodcore

by Willyam epidemic August 1, 2008

foodbooking

verb When people update their status on social network sites, such as Facebook, telling what they just ate, or are eating right now.

Foodbooking examples:
Just had pizza from Michelangelo's around the corner - it's delicious!
My husband and the kids just served me breakfast in bed, how sweet is that?!

by wastedbear October 15, 2010

#foodporn

When food is so good looking you orgasm in a spot. Not to be used with just any photo of food. It has to look so good that Stevie Wonder himself goes, "Damn, that looks good" If used on a photo of food that isn't mouthwatering orgasm inducing, then you're just an asshole and should be kicked in the shin and stabbed with a fork multiple times. Multiple times.

Me: "That kid just posted #foodporn on something made with ramen noodles, what the fuck."

Henry: "I'll get my stabbing fork."

by Stonefinjay April 30, 2015

foodorexic

When your so obsessed with food that you actually are addicted. Similar to anorexia but you have foodorexia. You normally are never hungry your mouth just craves the taste for food.

That Kasey girl is practically foodorexic, she eats a full family sized bag of chips at lunch every day.

by jordo22 July 28, 2011