stuckin foned

A state reached after exessive marijuana use.

"Yeah, Saturday night we got some hydro from this wierd old hippe dude... man, it got us stuckin foned!!"

by buzzsaw February 20, 2004

Fonted

When a web contributor pastes in content with font styling, overriding the existing fonts on the site. Often occurs when an author pastes in text from Microsoft Word, bringing along some trashy, multicolored Times New Roman.

Andy: Hey Jason, somebody fonted on your front page.
Jason: Oh disgusting!! VOM!
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(quiet cubicle farm)
Loud disembodied voice: WHO FONTED?!

by andyfowler August 21, 2008

foosed

An offensive move in foosball. When a defender is trying to clear the ball, your offensive 3-man rod deflects the ball back into the victim's own net. A.K.A. "Jedi-ed" because of the psychic skill it takes.

Foosing your opponent earns you the right to call your opponent a girl's name (e.g. buttercup, doris, pocahontas)

Hahahah Foosed! How you like that, Pocahontas?

by James T February 13, 2005

Fonseca

From the Latin words "fonte seca" meaning "dry well" referencing a person that lived near a spring that dried up during the summer months. This surname originates from Spain, Portugal, and Italy. Members of Fonseca enjoyed the title of Marquis in Spain - and in Venice accumulated great wealth. This distinguished family holds Coat of Arms in the three aforementioned countries.

This surname is also common amongst Sephardic Jews. Basically, people with this last name are badass.

Did you check out Fonseca's family crest? It just "breathes" nobility.

by Mycity33 January 28, 2021

Fonked

When you fuck a girl so hard she’s crying and screaming and your neighbors dog comes and joins

I fonked her hard

by Fonker69 October 17, 2019

Foosed

When an arrogant, macho, or sexist man gets taken down a notch by a more athletic woman in a competitive endeavor.

I used to think Mike was the man, but he was just totally foosed by Angela.

by NYMC May 28, 2007

cassandra fonseca

a person with lots of love to give. someone who is open hearted and so caring. someone who loves many and hates few or none. someone who you can trust, and will trust you back. someone with an open and honest mind, and speaks up. eyes of a goddess, you'll get lost. a smile that will brighten up your day. attractive and makes guys go wild. quiet and shy at first, but then unable to keep silent once started.

cassandra fonseca was so shy today... but then i cracked her open and she wouldn't stop talking.

by _licious August 31, 2010