fondude

the guy who always stands next to the fondue. he's always there. and he eats all of it. with passion.

watch out for the fondude, he's eating all of the bread.

by Skyler Mann March 11, 2007

Ass Fondue

Any anul crust that resembles processed cheese food.

Dude, wipe that ass fondue off your face!

by Navin_Johnson April 14, 2008

Faux-Fong

Faux-Fong - Refers to Chinese stir-fry, made at home. That's right - It's not authentic, but it's simple and easy!

Let's face it, the best Chinese food is found in the many Chinese restaurants around town, offering a multitude of flavors and ingredients. The thing is, sometimes you want the food but don't want to get out....even for take-out. So, what to do?

Faux-Fong - the basics:
1. Meat (or Tofu) of your choice.
2. Package of frozen Stir-fry Veggies.
3. Envelope of Stir-fry Seasoning.

Adventurous? Impress her with these:
1. Rice
2. Tea

Her: Raining tonight, how about a movie and take-out?
Him: Sounds great....but take-out? It's raining cats 'n dogs out there!!
Her: I'd love some Chinese tonight!
Him: Hmmm.....Faux-Fong ok?
Her: Really, Sweetie? You'd make Faux-Fong for me?
Him: Sure!!
Her: You're the best!!!

by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) September 15, 2018

Fondue

What Steve Rogers and Tony Stark do late at night.

Steve freaked out the first time he heard Tony say, "Hey Steve, you want some fondue?"

by someonewithrandomwords August 23, 2012

Fonduing

Having sex, especially with some dumb punk who’s way out of your league, but who doesn’t have the sense God gave a turnip, so he doesn’t realize it.

"Throughout World War II, Bucky and Steve had been fonduing in half the barns in France."

by MarvelHuman July 10, 2018

fanguin

fan+penguin. Fans of "Penguins of Madagascar"/franchise of the "Madagascar" movie series. Can be male or female and of any age.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that episode of "Penguins of Madagascar" yesterday?
Person 2: Of course, Skipper really needs to chill out.
Person 1: Agreed, fellow fanguin.

by mostar1219 May 23, 2013

Foncused

To be incredibly confused... so confused that you have been foncused to not have your mind straight enough to type the word correctly.

*Foncused ... the new confusion..."

Guy: "Omg! are you so drunk that you cant stand up any more and I will have to carry you home on my back!?!?"

Girl: "Honey....? I'm so Foncused.... I thought you were dead already."

(Scene from "My Sassy Girl, Korean")

by qqkiller July 6, 2008