Fonda Fair

The place in Fonda, Ny where incest-born rednecks gather around and watch ripoff NASCAR tournaments and pig slaughtering. The rides barely function, the ride operators are nothing but drug addicts, and you have it pay $5 to use the restroom. Oh and the food will give you explosive diarrhea for days.

c’MoN y’ALL lEtS gO tO tHe Fonda Fair. hEr heR dErRRrrrrRrrrrRrrrrr

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

FOADIAF

FOAD (Fuck Off And Die) + DIAF (Die In A Fire) = FOADIAF (Fuck Off And Die In A Fire)

Wow, that asshole needs to FOADIAF!

Wow, I would be satisfied if he were to FOADIAF!

by The Motherfuckin AK August 23, 2006

jane fonda

Sexual intercourse between a man and two women, a threesome.

(As in the Mickey Avalon song of the same name.)

I know you want to do the jane fonda.

by anonymous February 11, 2006

jane fonda

1. Having sex with a girl in numerous positions in one sitting; thus making it more of a workout. Made popular by the Mickey Avalon song.

2. A threesome (Two chicks and a dude)

1. Dude, Janice and I did it all night, Jane Fonda style.

2. Serene and Ellie came over, and we hd ourselves a Jane Fonda

by Wallace Superfly November 13, 2006

Fondick

When a male dips his penis in a fondue pot of chocolate (or any other melted food of choice) and the girl has the pleasure of eating it off. This phallical delicacy is one of the finest in the world.

He did a fondick for me! It was delicious!

by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 12, 2006

Fondangle

To fuck with something.
To mess something up.

Ex: "Yo... why you gonna fondangle my damn Froot Loops!"

or

"Look at ya... all fondanglin' my shit!"

by -Rob aka Xeo-Aesthetic May 19, 2008

Budget Fonda

Poor man's version of any famous, unattainable female.

Resemblance to some attractive celebrity is a traditional selling point in the blind date arena.

Go ahead, believe it while you can; reality will toss you a Budget Fonda every time.

by Pbaddy May 15, 2010