folder

A technical term used by the toilet paper industry to describe a person who neatly folds the toilet paper over itself before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a crumpler.

Man 1: How do you wipe your ass?
Man 2: Oh, I'm a folder.

by thecrumpler July 2, 2006

foldered

To put paperwork in a file because some jackass wants you to stay busy.

Since you got all that done, why don't you get the rest of your shit foldered before close of business!

by NARZE February 9, 2010

folder

Generally ( by gangsters and old rap artists ) refers to a criminal record. They use this to make people shut up.

Person : Hello, do you li---
Gangster : yo what you doin' gettin' all up in my shit, bitch I ain't got time fo' dis' shit, I gotta go get the needle fo' what I done. so get outta here and put it on my folder fool.

by castle21 March 2, 2014

folderize

When information regarding a business client or consumer of services is uniformly placed into a folder or chart in order to create a working document. (verb) fold-er-ize. (In the workplace, especially in human services where several confidential documents might be combined into a single folder/chart).

The secretary had to folderize several client's charts.

by Jamie2b2 January 9, 2009

folder

Container for organizing and storing files.

See: file.

I have all the files in a folder in my desk.

I copied all the files to a new folder.

by dipso January 7, 2004

folder

Someone who folds, using spare computer capacity.
A contibutor to Stanford University's Folding at Home project.

As you have such a powerful computer, and don't use it a lot, why not become a folder?

He's some folder: seven PCs folding and he wants to build three more!

by logicman_alf September 21, 2008

folder

defecation -a 'def' that tries to exit the toilet bowl sideways, causing double thickness and extending the joy of its' visit for a second flush.

cut me a flop and tried to flush, but it was a fucking folder! i had to baby-sit it for another go-round!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2009