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grundle fondler

The grundle fondler Is a mystical fucking beast who fondles men’s dick
Man 1: Oh man...
Man 2: What’s wrong?
Man 1: The grundle fondler Attacked my dick!
Man 2: Oh Shit!!!
Man 1: Yeah, it was so fucking gay!
Man 2: You need a doctor!!!
by Grundle_My_Fundle November 29, 2018
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fondler

One who remains without a girlfriend and obtains great joy from feeling the girls of others. This fondling is not limited to only girlfriends, but all females remain potential victims. The touching may include all body parts, ranging from carressing the arm to just whispering in ones ear while holding the neck. It can take on many forms, including the drive-by fondle, fondle-and-run, drunken-fondle, or even the gang-fondle (which is optimal in crowded areas).
The fondler struck at the party and by 11:30 pm had claimed 23 victims.
by Shababwah Smoradee April 18, 2006
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Mongoose Fondle

When a professional sports team loses by 40-49 points.
The Wolves gave the Pacers a mongoose fondling with their 125-80 victory.
by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005
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freedom-fondle

To slowly and methodically grope somebody's junk in order to defeat the terrorists and keep the USA #1.
I love airport security because when I get freedom-fondled by the TSA it means I'm being patriotic.
by TSAUSA November 25, 2010
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Foibler

1.One who will continuously publicize others who posses foibles.
2.Such actions are constant.
3.Such thoughts eventually become subconscious to the point where reasonable thinking is unattainable
Look at that guy, he walks like a duck, and I’ve never seen him brush his teeth.. Oh g-d, I’m such a foibler.”
by Jfrymer December 18, 2005
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Fondler on the roof

Not to be confused with the famous musical "Fiddler on the roof". Fondler on the roof involves the action of touching your own or another individual's genitalia on the roof of an apartment, house, dwelling etc.
Instead of watching Fiddler on the Roof I decided to play "Fondler on the roof" with Jimmy!
by FondleKING10000 March 4, 2011
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schlong fondler

everyone who watches american idol is a total schlong fondler.
by vulvahammer May 28, 2010
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