fmc

an acronym for FLICK MY CLIT. has the same meaning as smd aka SUCK MY DICK.

Mr. Smith gave us so much homework he can FMC.

fmc by thekiller3392 October 25, 2010

FMC

Fuck My Chat
- When you are on facebook chat, and suddenly either your conversation is gone or the chat application disappears to the bottom of the screen. Pretty much the shittiest thing that will ever happen on facebook because then you need to say "sorry, what did you say?" or log out then in again.

You'll know when you see it. It's absolutely horrible.

But used like FML, except FMC.

FMC by MaxKay April 19, 2010

fmc

Fuck my computer.

Damn it, my computer just froze right before the Jonas webcast! FMC.

fmc by Mentos18 May 29, 2009

fmc

fuck my country

kelly: "Oh wow, looks like the govt. is going to cut social security and welfare, while doubling our funding to Israel!"
susan: "aww fmc, really?!"

ajit (looking at ent. ratings): "hey so I see justin beiber and a guy named pitbull are currently topping the music charts, while glee and mobbed are the topping t.v. shows."
evan: "fmc, man!"

fmc by TC Jenkins June 18, 2012

FMC

FMC means, for more context.

Used when you have context but someone still doesn't understand.

Tim: Before this I had fucked my cat.

Harley: Excuse me?

Tim: FMC I didnt actually want to.

FMC by MilkyRocket January 22, 2019

FMC

The short form for Forde Memorial Cup, a road hockey tournament, that its participants most often use.

The FMC is the best thing that's ever happened to road hockey.

FMC by dark shade June 1, 2006

Fmc

The abbreviation from the phrase fuck my cheese.The phrase was coined by the duke of edinburgh in the late 1960's.It is used very similarly to the phrase fuck my life or fml.

Bob:Damn my girlfriend cheated on me and got a cleveland steamer topped with a boston pancake.

dave:hahahahahaha suck to be you i bet your saying Fmc

Bob:FMC!!!!!

Fmc by Sanchez Delrose May 6, 2010