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Flying Monkey

The act of a man bending at the knees, putting his fists on the floor, and performing cunnilingus on a standing female partner. While performing this act, the man has free reign to create a more dramatic experience by making angry monkey sounds, wearing wings, and occasionally scratching his head.
This past weekend I finally found a hoe willing enough to let me do the Flying Monkey!
by DramaMoon6 February 11, 2014
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a 40 Oz (typically a fine Olde English 800) that is consumed to the neck and red bull is added. Consume fully and enjoy the effects. This monkey's got wiiings.
Why is Cam running around in the snow totally naked?

Oh, it's okay, he just had one too many flying monkeys >0<
by J0wNaGe January 11, 2014
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The insertion of a partner's penis into the anal cavity resulting in extreme pleasure.
Mike: So she's sucking me off.
Dan: Yeah.
Mike: And out of nowhere, she flying monkey's me.
Dan: Lucky bastard.
Mike: Yeah.
by <3 February 22, 2003
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What a girl lays on her back and you run and jump and try to make your dick in her
I jumped to high in flying monkey and broke my dick

Josh horn
by Punts March 29, 2022
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Flying monkey was coined by the movie Wizard of Oz where Wicked Witch dispatches flying monkeys to retrieve Dorothy and her dog. Flying monkeys are the narcissist followers that smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and destroy you. With the targeted individual program, the CIA runs electronic harassment and the FBI runs gangstalking and Fusion Centers sychronize everything and they use all of their partnerships as partners in crime and dispatch flying monkeys to smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability.
Infragard and Citizens Corps are the FBI's flying monkeys.
by TI Satan June 26, 2023
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flying monkey jabadaya

a word that describes an awesome godlike being of any kind
by AxEsSsSs July 4, 2010
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Flying Monkey Shits

self explanatory
Those burritos gave me a terminal case of the flying monkey shits...bathroom is quarantined for the next hour!!
by noseed August 28, 2021
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