Flumping

The act of two obese people having sweaty, fatty sex. Generally accompanied by the flat sound of skin flapping against skin, as well as by general walrus-like bellowing.

"Dude, I couldn't sleep at all cause my roommate was flumping that fat chick all night long"

by yagoah April 22, 2009

flupping

(slang, exclamation) alternative word for f**king swear word! Adds emphasis to an exclamation or remark but without the offence.

"Oh, flupping heck!" "What the flup?!" "... course he flupping did!"

by A Princess August 12, 2009

flumping

A fetish. Having a fat person grab their gut and slap you with it.

The flumping king flumped me last night.

by Matthew Cook October 1, 2005

Flumping

When two mammals cram large quantities of marshmallows down each other's ears

Guy one: Man, I couldn't believe it when my gf said that she didn't think flumping was fun.
Guy two: Dude, dump her weird ass.

by THEMARSHMALLOWYOVERLORD January 1, 2019

Rumpus Flumping

The act of engaging in wicked, rough anal sex. The word "flump" comes from the sound that the "givers" crotch makes when slapping against the "takers" bum.

I know she's not really into it, so I lubed up good and surprised her with some crazy rumpus flumping!

by flumpRus February 25, 2011

Flurping

When you fart and burp at the same time.

Dude, i just flurped so hard i need to check my pants and i threw up. flurping kind of hurts. that's so college brah.

by Skeet Thinking December 29, 2010

Flurping

Adj. When a wild whore flares her vagina and anus simultaneously, thus, making it appear as if they were having an anxiety attack. It sounds as if someone was attempting to pop a rubber ball.

Jessica was flurping for me last night, she's so talented that she can flurp, and rearrange baseballs in her anus.

by Ms. Nesbitt March 9, 2012