Flustered Bottom

Someone who keysmashes perfectly and constantly, can't handle complements without making cute noises (irl keysmashing), and are wonderful at making Flirty Tops happy.

Izu: akjdsjjdkajdasdfg
Me: You're so cute. A total flustered bottom.

by Ya boi Sero July 14, 2019

flustered already, darling?~

an iconic quote that can be seen embarassing, yet funny. mostly used as a threat, sometimes romantically.

person: "im gonna pull up the 'flustered already, darling?~'"

by harperpilled June 11, 2022

flustered pirate

When a man and woman are having intercourse, the man might feel over-dominant. When this occurs, he would whip out his schlong and beat the woman from head to toe with it, then cums on her face.

Also known as the flustered pirate.

John was laying his girlfriend, then got mad that she wasn't producing and turned into a flustered pirate.

by Notikk July 28, 2009

flustered cluck

The sound a chicken makes when she is in a compromised situation.

Our chickens were left out in the storm by accident; we only put them in the coop when we heard their flustered clucks over the sound of the thunder.

by RZAPat March 16, 2012

Love flustered

A term for when you act stupid, flustered, go blank, or most when your IQ dips into single digits due to infatuation.

A good example of this phenomenon is when you meet a good looking girl and all you can say is " hum erm guh duh"

" hum erm guh duh" was all that love flustered greg could get out when he met melody

by Theamazinggeek April 9, 2019

Fanny Flustered

Experiencing butthurt and distress usually as result of being trolled or ridiculed.

Alejandro got all fanny flustered when his friends made fun of his favorite game, GTA IV.

by Buster Slammin September 13, 2012

Fuck-flustered

The experience that occurs when someone demands a straight answer to what they think is an easy and direct question and you are unable to think straight because of a mixture of autistic sensory overload combined with OCD rules to make whatever you say both ‘right’ and ‘equal’, which ends up with you either talking slow or blanking out and the questioner ends up thinking you are dense, square, slow, and/or a retard or that you weren’t listening.

Johnny asked me a question and I wanted my answer to be the right words so that it would be applicable to several of his alters and I wasn’t able to answer fast enough for him because I was so fuck-flustered and he called me dense.

by PhoenixTH August 29, 2023