flumpie

Yeah when cats get old and fat they get flumpies on their stomachs and the fur is so soft there lol

Damn that cat flumpie.

by Cgossman2 March 23, 2017

Flumping

When two mammals cram large quantities of marshmallows down each other's ears

Guy one: Man, I couldn't believe it when my gf said that she didn't think flumping was fun.
Guy two: Dude, dump her weird ass.

by THEMARSHMALLOWYOVERLORD January 1, 2019

Rumpus Flumping

The act of engaging in wicked, rough anal sex. The word "flump" comes from the sound that the "givers" crotch makes when slapping against the "takers" bum.

I know she's not really into it, so I lubed up good and surprised her with some crazy rumpus flumping!

by flumpRus February 25, 2011

flumping

To recieve felatio whilst taking a dump.

I was flumping that Doris last night.
I was on the Gary getting flumped.

by The Gecko January 19, 2004

flumping

Sometimes known as stuffing rope, or stuffing the marshmallow, the art of flumping is one whereby a male consumes too much alcohol, resulting in his penis resembling that of a marshmallow. He then proceeds to try and fold and push it into the woman's vagina - unsuccessfully.

Eliot - hey man, where'd you go last night?
Stu - went back with that girl.
Eliot - sweet, good night?
Stu - yeah, ended up flumping for 3 hours.

by sirflumpalot December 13, 2009

Flumping

A sexual act which is easy to try but difficult to master. The art of flumping involves two people pushing their asses against each other, with one individual farting so that said fart enters into the recipient's anus.

"How would you like to Flump?"

I sure could use a rough Flumping!"

by Flumpmaster777777 June 13, 2011

Flumping

When three or more heterosexual men (usually Bros) sleep in the same bed together with only boxers on after a long night of getting drunk.

"Yo man, wanna go drinking tonight?"
"Yeah sure, bring Ed?"
"Are we gonna be flumping?"
"If needs must, we shall flump"

by Boymankalot September 29, 2013