A perverse sexual act wherein the man inserts his fingers (or hand if possible) into the womans vagina, and proceeds to move it around in a way to make flatulent noises similar to those created when cuffing one's armpit.
Man, Kevin played the flugelhorn on that slut so loud last night that I could hear it from the room next door.
by Stampy May 21, 2004
Get the flugelhorn mug.A term used by Barney and Robin on "How I Met Your Mother". While having kinky role-playing sex this is their safe word when one of them goes too far. It can also be used in other situations when someone has gone "too far" as in the telling of dirty jokes and stupid comments.
If someone is a little too kinky during sex play or if someone goes a bit too far in the telling of a stupid story or idiotic banter on any given subject. "I call FLUGLEHORN!!'
by Mrs. Ramone December 24, 2009
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-I used my fluegelhorn today.
-- Oh don't this sound like a cornet?
- Yes, but with a much mellowed tone.
-- Oh don't this sound like a cornet?
- Yes, but with a much mellowed tone.
by Cccnnn24901 June 28, 2014
Get the fluegelhorn mug.An instrument that is basically what would turn out if a bugle and a trumpet would have had sex, or in the inventor's case "sax".
Randome person: "Damn, I need a instrument that sounds like a bugle but has valves like a trumpet, perhaps a flügelhorn".
Adolphe Sax: " coming right up fam".
Adolphe Sax: " coming right up fam".
by Zumzi October 20, 2018
Get the Flügelhorn mug.by CatTrainer1974 April 19, 2011
Get the Lance Flugelhorn mug.Not to be confused with the rusty trombone or rusty bagpipe, the rusty fluegelhorn is a more esoteric sexual performance which requires coordination and dexterity due to the physical condition of the recipient.
First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
"Hey Johno, what you up to this weekend?"
"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
by Sk!n August 30, 2024
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