Pour one can of coke, enough vodka to deal with your shitty kids, one half shot of lime juice, then stir in bong and take a fat rip, transfer into a cocktail glass and enjoy with a side of diarrhea-enducing Chipotle.
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Other dude: yeah. Didnt he stab his wife with a squirrel?
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When a man or woman hits their vape and blows a giant vape cloud into their partners anus. The partner then showers the man or woman with the vape cloud from their anus.
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Are you going to see Trilby Florida? The old railroad town? Maybe the Withlacoochee state trail near Owensboro park....
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