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Fuck-flustered

The experience that occurs when someone demands a straight answer to what they think is an easy and direct question and you are unable to think straight because of a mixture of autistic sensory overload combined with OCD rules to make whatever you say both ‘right’ and ‘equal’, which ends up with you either talking slow or blanking out and the questioner ends up thinking you are dense, square, slow, and/or a retard or that you weren’t listening.
Johnny asked me a question and I wanted my answer to be the right words so that it would be applicable to several of his alters and I wasn’t able to answer fast enough for him because I was so fuck-flustered and he called me dense.
by PhoenixTH August 29, 2023
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festered

If you're 'festered', you're stoned to the bone, maybe you're drunk as a skunk, or perhaps both. Either way, you're an inebriated son of a bitch with the munchies and a 'let's fuckin party' kinda attitude. Popularly used in Santa Cruz, California.
Dylan was so festered last night, he chased his tequila with a bite of mac n cheese.
by GlazedEyeGal February 6, 2019
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flushtered

The feeling of terror you are stricken with when you flush the toilet at a party...and the water level keeps rising and rising before finally draining.
"Dude, Kim's toilet went to the lid before it drained. Talk about flushtered, I was scared shitless with those girls waiting to go after me."
by bluegrassg8r January 18, 2009
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Flutered

Word used in Ireland when you are very very mouldy (drunk)
Jesus I was very flutered last night
by Flutered feen November 3, 2018
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Fostered

Acting on an opinion or judgment hastily and without properly analyzing whether these actions would cause one’s self or others great stress or aggravation.
I was all alone in that laneway, I approached this guy by myself and really FOSTERED everything up for myself and the other guys on my team.
by Flashy33 September 22, 2020
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flusterer

Someone who is great at making someone else flustered
Rose is a Jas flusterer
by Red one January 12, 2019
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hot and flustered

Turned on and confused about what to do about it
being turned on in a room of people where you cant do anything about it and you're like, uh, fuck, might masturbate in the bathroom if this continues

"I'm really hot and flustered right now."
by YoshiP November 20, 2016
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