flossy

Superficially stylish; Showy; Attracts attention with looks or nice things; similar to "bling"; someone or something that is considered cool, stylish, hot, expensive or attractive.

"Your new cell phone is so flossy"
"That girl got all kinds of floss goin' on"
"We're gonna show up all flossed out"

by s29bfa January 30, 2008

flossy

A state of severe inebriation for methamphetamine users. Characterized by aural and visual hallucinations, psychosis, and temporary impairment of one's cognitive and motor functions. Usually follows an extended period of drug induced fasting and sleep deprivation.

I'm so flossy that I can't even drive, let alone fly that plane, and that fucking statue keeps singing Carly Simon songs to me, must get some sleep!

by Flossy Spacek September 16, 2009

Flossy Flossy

Refers to the womans type of underwear, a g-string

From Fergie's Song, Glamorous:

We flying in first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' the life
In the fast lane
I wont change
By the glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

by Kelllz April 1, 2007

flossy

Some one that is hot, sexy, or banging; Someone that you would fuck just by their looks.

"Stephen from Laguna Beach is so flossy. I'd do him in a second."

by claire November 11, 2004

Flossy

When a person or object is clean, or "phresh"

Cordell: Yo Kyle man i got these new kicks and their flossy as hell

Kyle: Really yo? that's sick. but i just picked up a flossy collar for my dog. them poodles be ice grillin him

by Swag on wm October 27, 2011

Flossi

Is the cat of multiple floss dances being performed at once

It can be performed by a singular itsllectual being or in a group

Flossi can be considered as a form of dominance and widely fears across the earth. It is equivalent to T-Posing

It's also the plural of the floss dance

Group 1: we have knives

Group 2: we have guns

Group 3: we are seshing and we have flossi

Group 1 and 2: shit

by One furry boi June 13, 2018

flossy

so skinny that i can use your limbs/muscles to floss my teeth.

Kid you better start bulking up, you're lookin' a li'l flossy

by KIDOCUD September 21, 2017