Floridouche

A douche from Florida; namely, someone who douches it up outside of their swamp region of crocodiles and old people inhabitants where it's completely uncalled for and unwanted and needs serious help going back to their swamp hole; a name that sends every douche back to the bayou of Swampland.

Me: "Floridouche, SHUT IT."
FD: "ok, I'm going back to Tampa." *crawls*

by MsSkill July 19, 2016

floridoll

Floridoll n. Is a beautiful women from Florida.

You seen that girl over there? She’s a real Floridoll.

by Beachbabe08 October 10, 2017

Flooritos

(n) The food that results when your bag of Doritos is carelessly dumped on the floor.

Marty nearly got tossed from the party when he turned a delicious Mega-Value bag of treats into a cruddy heap of Zesty Flooritos.

by minus john April 19, 2009

floorito

What you call a burrito you've dropped on the floor, but intend to eat anyway.

Want a bite of my floorito? It was only on the ground for a couple seconds.

by Shady McCool March 6, 2011

Marco Antonio Fiorito

The guy who made 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Guy 1: Hey, I watched that 2 Girls 1 Cup video last night. Jesus, that was some disgusting shit!
Guy 2: Well, you've got Marco Antonio Fiorito to blame for it.

by animfan98 December 16, 2013

Floridong

A nickname for the state of Florida.

The last time I was in Floridong, I got white girl wasted!

by Machtung August 2, 2019

Floridorkian

Floridorkian is the Definition of a Person who resides in Florida and wears Socks with Flip-
Flops. (Flori-dork-ian)

Hey Jessica look at that girls feet, she is a total floridorkian!
feet Florida socks dork funny flip-flops

by Jolly Mangina February 4, 2015