De-forestation

The art of shaving one's genitals.

Maggie never learned about de-forestation. Someone needs to vacuum that carpet...

by Sara Lou September 24, 2007

Florist

A man who chases virgins with intents on deflowering them. More often than not, leaving them afterwords.

"What does he see in that prude girl? He could have any chick on campus."
"She's a virgin."
"Ah, so He's a florist."

by cooch whisperer January 1, 2012

florigator

An absolute idiot who nobody likes

"Who's that idiot over there"
"I don't know, but he seems like a Florigator."

by Gizmo Prisim July 31, 2017

florist

1. a really awesome, attractive person who enjoys flowers
2. most legit job you could ever pursue
3. best way to constantly make someone's day (and get paid for it!)

Whoa! They're a florist? They're my new hero!!!

by kansasflorist December 7, 2010

Sumo Florist

1. A fat florist with a woman's head and a sumo wrestler's body; particularly one that loves his cock.
2. A fat florist that sings with a church choir full of black cats.

Origin: www.rathergood.com

1. I went to the Sumo Florist to buy some flowers.
2. The Sumo Florist sang about his cock.

by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004

Florist

People who sell flowers and benefit from people dying

The florist made a thousand dollars off of that funeral.

by Jrnsmskcbrandom1234 December 28, 2019

Foristality

The ability to recover.

Foristality is sometimes the only option.

by Zenion Haxer June 16, 2011