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Floridumbass

A person from a certain state in the United States who engages in the kind of mind-bogglingly bizarre, stupid behavior that gives rise to "Florida Man" stories.
Did you hear about the Floridumbass who got his penis caught in a pencil sharpener?
by anonymous September 23, 2021
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FlorDUH

A sun tanned old white person that has the reaction time of a slug and is usually observed insulting one's intelligence.
Person 1: Did you see that lady in line at the store? She spent 16 minutes trying to ask if something's in stock.

Person 2: Yeah, she's from FlorDUH with a FlorDUH Mentality.
by Wasteland Gh0st October 5, 2022
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Homo floridus

Aka Florida man. A living species of human other than Homo sapiens. They are our closest living cousins and are capable of doing insane things which we are unable to do.
That Homo floridus just wrestled 3 grizzly bears and 1 mountain lion all together and killed them with zero effort.
by Diego_Brando April 5, 2022
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Floridumb

The sheriff in Florida banned his deputies and workers from wearing masks during a pandemic. That is not just dumb it's Floridumb
by dboyli August 12, 2020
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Floridah

Florida is a gentle girl who is always there for you,a kind girl who is a no nonsense kind
by Dddddssssss December 15, 2021
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homo erectus floridus

Homo erectus floridus, AKA Florida Man, is not known for it’s high functioning intelligence. Scientist are still baffled how the species has managed to survive this long, well past the 20th century, especially with the large influx of new, elderly foreign species from New England and other cold environments, encroaching onto it’s territory and presenting it with competition.
Another stupid move by Desantis, aka homo erectus floridus, that will bring nothing but harm to Florida.
by The Sleeze Disease May 31, 2022
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