floppy

When one cannot get hard when a girl is trying to give said man a blowjob.

When Taylor got on her knees, she noticed Ben was still floppy.

by TrendMaster June 7, 2009

the floppies

impotence; erectile dysfunction

Got a really bad case of the floppies last night. :(

by trektruck September 22, 2016

the floppy

an indoor practice golf ball

Practicing with the floppy helps your short game

by Spam4adam November 1, 2006

floppy

A type of computer disk, often 3.5''.

"I have a floppy in my pocket."
"Whatid you say?"
"I mean a floppy disk you linear-minded fuck."

by Dave March 23, 2004

Floppies

1. A group of teenage girls who try to be popular (ie poppies) but fail
2. A group of teenage girls who erroneously think that everyone wants to be them
3. People who name their group and/or put the members of said group in number order

Every time the floppies post matching Facebook statuses, I slit my wrists.

by TheNotAsFab17 May 30, 2011

floppy

a state of being where you are very out of it, but in a chaotic and silly way. Usually caused by being tired/working for too long. Can be both mental and physical (floppy movement)

“god, we were all so floppy by the end of that 5-hour rehearsal, Grace was rolling on the floor and Maggie couldn’t stop giggling at everything”

by s302937 March 2, 2021

floppy

Also known as a relaxing wang, or one that is not erect

Hit her with the floppy, not the bona!

by pro-nun-see-A-shun May 24, 2003