Floppy

White South African vernacular to describe someone of a darker hue. Pejorative term used for years within earshot of the subject. See also zot kaffir

Ach my boete that Nelson Mandela is not your usual kind of floppy.

by Hugobear2 April 27, 2018

Nigga

A rare case of a word that can only be used under license. License applications can only be considered from those with very dark skin, extensive collections of necklace jewellery and a lack of a high school diploma. Use without such license can often result in death.

Yo my nigga I need a gram NOT yo my nigga have you considered voting conservative at the election.

by Hugobear2 April 27, 2018

Zot

White South African vernacular used to describe those of a much darker complexion. Derived from the sound a bullet makes when it hits one during the war in South West Africa. See also ‘floppy’

Ach boete, catch that zot ‘s head explode when I zapped him with my R4.

by Hugobear2 April 27, 2018

Coonhound

A much misunderstood breed used to hunt raccoons in North America. Not Sophie and Julian’s pet spaniel who bit the postman because he was unaccustomed to black people.

Get that coonhound under control before he steals my watermelon/ jerk chicken/KFC etc

by Hugobear2 April 27, 2018