flopsiclestick

A guy that is a retart and has a floppy dick

Davian is a flopsiclestick

Davian is a retart with a floppy dick

by lockness monster August 16, 2020

Flopsicle

An extra soft, floppy penis.

Freddie: I can't get it up, my longlong has turned into a Flopsicle!

Molly: I don't care! Put that Flopsicle in my Meowmeow!

by gritskiurbandiccy February 10, 2025

flapsicle

1) An anus so horribly stretched out of shape that it gapes and flaps in the wind
2) A complete and utter asshole.

1) "Man, I don't envy the flapsicle on that one. Looks like he had a rough night."
2) "What a fucking flapsicle. Took the drink right outta my hand!"

by Mojo Radio Gang Bang September 17, 2012

fapcicle

The result of fapping in a cold environment and having your hand freeze, usually after the effect of being colder than a polar bear's cock

Dude, last night was so cold, I got a fapcicle!

by andres11 November 7, 2013

Floopsicle

A fully erect penis. Not to be confused with a Flopsicle (aka a limp dick)

Wow Jerry that's quite a Floopsicle you got there!

by TacoNoCheese August 23, 2018

Flopcited

Adjective: An emotional state of low enthusiasm, as if one's excitement has flopped on the floor like a limp shrimp.

Belinda: "Hey, I talked to George, Rick, Aaron, and Leríce, and they're all down for a band meeting this Friday. How does that sound to you?"

Tony: "Gee, well I guess I have to."

Belinda: "Ew, why so flopcited?"

by Sammathy April 3, 2019

Flopcited

Adjective: An emotional state of low enthusiasm, as if one's excitement has flopped on the floor like a limp shrimp.

Belinda: "Hey! George, Rick, Aaron, and Leríce are free for a band meeting this Friday. You down?"

Edgar: "Gee, well I guess I have to."

Belinda: "Ew, why so flopcited?"

by Sammathy April 3, 2019